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Round Demotivational Poster


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm, #87233
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87176
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87175
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm, #87042
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm, #87030
Genius.


SOME DAYS -




AND GOD PROMISED -




A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.71/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am, #249224
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm, #220806
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am, #173228
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


SHOTGUN PHALANX -


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am, #243588
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


GOD -


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm, #230607
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm, #230591
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm, #230582
thanks
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm, #230577
n-i-c-e
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm, #230570

lolz


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245390
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm, #221385
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm, #165161
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


EASTER -


TAGS: easter groundhog day
Rating: 4.12/5

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djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:17 am, #217268
Laughing too much!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:55 pm, #217244
Something like that......y'all
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:53 pm, #217243
He probably now thinks that the E-Mailman is stalking him. Otherwise how would buddy know where to deliver them e-mails at all them different locations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:32 pm, #217241
My dad was shocked when he learned (last year) that he could check his e-mail from computers other than the one in his house..So it's unlikely that he could navigate Motifake past the front page. Thanks though Bunny man, I just felt I needed to come clean
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:27 pm, #217240
Oh yeah? Well your Old Man never bothered to tell it in poster form, because, I guess we're just not good enough for him, eh? So Mr. Funnydrawers senior is outta luck and you get the win on this one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 10:50 am, #217197
I was informed yesterday that I did not come up with this joke, apparently my dad has been telling it for years.....It must have been some kind of subconscious thing. I apologize for taking credit for it.
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:16 pm, #217148
That comment-parser is particularly FAILing!
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:15 pm, #217147
Six more weeks of spring! That stops us going directly from winter to summer, as seems to happen where I live. http://www.holiday-wars.com/blog/2010/07/15/2010-hw-000/ reveals all about the bunny!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 11:38 pm, #217136
Imaginary deity to imaginary WHATZIT? Your obvious anti-rabbitism most offensive, ya fat cow! Just stick to making fun of other people's religions, or ... I just don't know what. Sheesh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 11:22 pm, #217135
Imaginary deity to imaginary Bunny....seems simple to me.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:07 pm, #217132
I just want to know how we went from the crucifixion, to the resurrection to...chocolate bunnies, marshmallow peeps and painted eggs. There must be some steps in there they didn't tell us about.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:39 pm, #217130
Unless Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo is driving, and decides to take the highway. That's when this sissy gets out to walk, or hop as the case may be.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:37 pm, #217129
Let's see now: Moooooooooooooooooo's theological musings, vs. God, in the form of His only son, died for our sins so that He wouldn't have to, in all His omnipotence, send us to Hell for our sins. I think I'm with Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo on this.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 10:29 pm, #217128
Forgive me Lord...for I have chuckled at this poster...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 10:19 pm, #217127
Thanks guys, It just came to me while I was driving to work (focusing on the highway is for sissies)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm, #217123
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 9:35 pm, #217122
Love it. And unlike Airman's truly wicked entry, I'm not afraid of going straight to Hell by looking at it. *gulp*


GUARDED -




WE'RE SURROUNDED -


TAGS: marines surrounded chesty puller
Rating: 4.91/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:03 pm, #221677
*their - d***, two spelling mistakes in one day...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:02 pm, #221676
And yet, we still kick thier a$$es!
gas - July 19, 2011, 6:29 pm, #221578
xD


A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

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idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm, #223867
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of f$@#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am, #223360
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am, #223352
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm, #223334
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.29/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm, #245826
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #213155
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


LIFE - Someone needs to get one.




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #180130
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm, #180105
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm, #180102
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am, #180098
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am, #180082
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


SYMBOLISM -




PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT - For when you're too hardcore to hang out at the mall with those conformists.


TAGS: emo playground lol
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:51 am, #181146
Pshh... think they all that. Don't feel the vibe I'm puttin' out at the Orange Julius.


FINE -




UNFAIR FIGHT -


TAGS: ten times before he hit the ground
Rating: 4.77/5

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Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm, #224765
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm, #224763
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am, #224758
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm, #224706
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm, #224705
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am, #224694
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am, #224693
Poor bastiche,


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm, #245820
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm, #245819
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm, #245817

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm, #245811
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm, #245810
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm, #245801
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


STARBUCKS -




MINERS -


TAGS: trendy underground mainstream
Rating: 4.44/5

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ThatGuy - October 21, 2010, 1:48 pm, #199294
LOL
Derek - October 20, 2010, 6:37 pm, #199182
Subtle


Slug Bug -


TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm, #251952
Brilliant!


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am, #219180
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am, #219173
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm, #219127
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm, #219112
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am, #219094
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am, #219077
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm, #219018
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am, #218995
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm, #218947
whahaha lol, 5l's


ENTHUSIASM -




CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am, #134535
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am, #134534
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am, #134531
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm, #134483
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




SHOW BUSINESS -


TAGS: funny ground squirrel
Rating: 2.38/5

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Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:28 pm, #127515
dang scene stealer! ;-)


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am, #255951
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am, #255920
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm, #255914
Hahaha. ROFL :)


Wiarton Willie -


TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm, #252684

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am, #252683
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am, #252660
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm, #252659
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm, #252647
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm, #252645
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


LIFE IS A BEACH -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm, #237282
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm, #237275
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


UNDEFEATED -


TAGS: f35 ground battle
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - July 27, 2011, 4:46 pm, #221985
Naw. If they're smart they'll both just keep going. Who stops in Scranton if they don't have to?
rerun - July 26, 2011, 7:14 pm, #221963

I think they will meet on the Texas side of Texarkana around 11:43am, depending on the heat index and if the TSA has screened the duck for explosives.
Airman - July 26, 2011, 6:36 pm, #221961
oh yeah! so if a train leaves Chicago going east at 45mph, and a duck leaves NY going west at 2mph, will they meet in Scranton at 4? Earths rotation notwithstanding
Tarapin - July 26, 2011, 1:49 pm, #221938
d***. Iceman beat me to it! Not to mention Sol's movement in the Milky Way...or our galaxy's movement...both speeds I'm too lazy to look up!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:32 am, #221910
Yeahbut... The Earth/ground is rotating at aboot 1,042 mph on it's axis & is revolving around the Sun in the neighborhood of 69,360 mph. Who wins now? ;)
Ascetic - July 26, 2011, 12:23 am, #221905
Will mention this at some point to other airmen. Too funny. 5 lions.


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon


TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am, #227920
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am, #227800
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am, #227791
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am, #227741
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bull****ters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm, #227732
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm, #227730
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm, #147431
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


INSTRUCTIONS -




BOZONE -




Chuck Norris Meme -


TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am, #247347
No worries. I was trying to pull a "Sh@ft" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am, #247329
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm, #247315
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm, #247303
Chuck Who ?


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm, #201936
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #201934
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm, #201914

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm, #201899
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm, #201895
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm, #201893
Very nice 5150.


PLANKING - Cricketers? Trendsetters? Who would of thought


TAGS: cricket plank funny ground
Rating: 4.23/5

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Airman - July 22, 2011, 6:40 pm, #221759
I just heard a talk show.. the term PLANKING originated on the slave ships.. it was a way to keep a slave subdued and submissive. The older Black community is not pleased with this new fad one little bit
caveman - May 26, 2011, 9:14 pm, #219226
I think it was a match between england and australia down at the gabba. I think it was a bug problem as well
Muppet - May 23, 2011, 10:18 pm, #218984
Long time voyuer, first time commenter (shortly to be first time poster). Nice cap, I don't recognise the game either (bird problems??). "PLANKING THE GENTLEMAN'S GAME" would also work. Guess I'm going to have to learn some rudimentary ph**oshop skills
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 4:34 am, #218839
HAHA! I wonder what game this was?
Verdeckt - May 21, 2011, 4:28 am, #218838
Maybe it's the long days at the banana bending factory but I LOL'd


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm, #152463
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm, #149823

5 kosher pork filled lions


Playgrounds -


TAGS: playgrounds
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:18 pm, #249596
Dirty a5 well!
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:40 am, #249586
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


GOODBYE -




OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

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Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am, #180412
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm, #180383
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm, #180382
Nice one Jmac!


ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else




DR. EVIL -




Silent weapons -




HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!




CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




WHAT GOES AROUND - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: what goes around
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm, #234891
The Walls Have Ears !


BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.


TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm, #228899
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm, #228824
That's A Must !!


SIX MORE WEEKS MY ASS -


TAGS: groundhog day february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm, #155638
LOL!! HA! 5 Puxsutawney Phil R.I.P's!!


HOW TO GET RID OF -




DESPERATE GROUND -




POTHOLE -


TAGS: i just drive around you and lol
Rating: 3.55/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm, #94769
Fava beans, that is. Excellent, Ron.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #94762
That's one hell of a pothole, though... with beans, some corn and..... a hint of paprika, it seems.
RONSART - July 10, 2009, 6:39 pm, #94754
Thx Mr. BoneCD.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm, #94744
5 Poodles here


PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am, #137534
SMACK SMACK! OI!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm, #132316
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


HURRY EVERYONE! - IT's BOGO on JUNGLE GYM"S AT TOYS-R-US!




ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: lounging around and hanging out
Rating: 3.2/5

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LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:29 am, #108215
Figgage. *snickers*
Sean - August 14, 2009, 12:18 am, #108118
I know I commented on this way back when but that comment is not here. I mean, your never forget the first time you type the word "figgage". Try it. You'll see what I mean.


HEY THIS IS MY FIRST MOTIFAKE, SOME COPS ARE JUST USELESS... -


TAGS: cops law merry round dumb
Rating: 2.18/5

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Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 9:49 pm, #211327

first motifake ever so you made it in...congrats. now do some homework and get better dude.


JUST GO OUT A LITTLE FURTHER -




ROUNDUP WEED KILLER - The choice of backyard mechanics everywhere.


TAGS: roundup
Rating: 1.94/5

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:25 pm, #161932
if ur having a hard time working on the weeds there is 2 refills of concentrate
lolman - September 30, 2009, 12:44 am, #122778
When that next door neighbours dog really pisses you off... Round Up.


A Sign of the Times -


TAGS: playground sign
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:37 am, #252864
The image of sacks stuck in fences almost made me spit my drink all over my screen
MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:49 pm, #252850
Could be worse...the sign could of said No Throwing Balls Over The Fence!


Discovery -


TAGS: boat shore run aground ssminnow
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2013, 4:50 pm, #251110
Excellent! 5!
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:16 pm, #251015
Send the weekend sailor back to the class room to learn how to read a chart and echo sounder then put the training wheels back on!!
Sho - November 13, 2013, 7:33 am, #250977
5/f!


stinky feet? -


TAGS: rerun at woody s roundup
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 2, 2013, 9:08 am, #250780

They don't call me Stinky fer nuthin.


reciprocation -


TAGS: die ground spirit
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 8, 2014, 10:34 am, #252781
Well that’s just phooking spooky…… gnah…WHAZZAT!!!...oh….just the wife….early here.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:49 am, #252774
A well deserved 5L Sho!


PHIL -


TAGS: groundhog day calendar winter shadow
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:34 am, #243067
I'm wondering if it's intentional that the shadow happens to resemble Gojira


Natural -


TAGS: adjust surroundings reality lao tzu
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - April 20, 2014, 8:26 pm, #254417
Great! Just remember to point down wind
Oldsod - April 20, 2014, 7:36 pm, #254416
Fanta5tic. I now feel inspired to let myself go to seed.


LYING LITTLE BUGGER -




misspelling -


TAGS: surrounded by mormons carface all dogs go to heaven except chihuahuas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251226
I'm opening a 5L can of whoop a** on ya crotchety!


it's time to play -




Edge of Tomorrow -


TAGS: tom cruise emily blunt movies scientologists groundhog day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:23 am, #255221

good movie. reminded me of a video game. respawn until you beat the AI that adjusts to your moves.


THAT IS FOR SHO -


TAGS: surroundings red border sans swearing
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 1, 2013, 7:04 pm, #243038
The trick is to get one without trying...
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:28 pm, #243027
I was unaware of that. Thanks I'll shoot for the red border more often.
Greeny - February 1, 2013, 5:12 am, #243005
Posters considered of an adult nature are placed on the plus side, and receive a red border of honor
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:04 am, #242998
Hey how do get that red border?
Sho - January 31, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242977
Lol, true. Fav'd


a day at the ballpark -




this is the last time I'm going to say it... -


TAGS: misbehave playground
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2013, 2:06 pm, #251809
Sounds like a threat my dad used, but with Disneyland. Hahaha


Random Thoughts -




miscommunication -




ENTITLEMENTS -


TAGS: work perks dissent grounds coffee
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - September 13, 2012, 4:29 pm, #239134
By the way, nice avatar Miss P. Congrats on the title---> 70611
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 12:39 pm, #239126
I think free coffee is a way of life out there, even if it grinds on the rest of us. They have a distinct blend don't ya know. ;)
MissPriss - September 13, 2012, 10:13 am, #239125
Well what can you say...some students refuse to switch to decaf that they pay more for as compared to cup of the full bodied java they expect. Wow was that a hidden "political" view or what? Sometimes I scare myself teehee
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am, #239123
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am, #239122
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 9:30 am, #239121
Something is always brewing there. ;)
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 7:31 am, #239119
Montreal In The Summer !


LATE NIGHT - TOP TEN - Earlier today (Feb. 2)




GOOGLE'S NSFW COMMITTEE - even with SpaceDog pleading our case it's going to be an uphill battle


TAGS: round 1 to them
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:48 pm, #188400
LOL! Ladies, time to wake up... they're not dead are they? But it took 11 months alone to arrange this meeting... 5L
wampyre - August 9, 2010, 4:12 pm, #188384
this is crazy! ! ! XD the uphill battle is going to be raising those zombies from the dead...


BUBBLES -




GREAT MINDS -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: rock around the clock
Rating: 4.7/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:20 am, #172080
Only if you share with the rest of the class Mooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:13 am, #172079
But it's ok for me to stay with the solvents ....right?


BACKPACKING -




SENSITIVITY -


TAGS: mosque ground zero protest
Rating: 4.53/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #192059
*big gulp* No of course not... a mosque in a 7-11? Sounds silly. Now a Hindu temple...
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:28 pm, #192048
But, you wouldn't build a mosque on the breakfast sausage rollers, would you?
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:25 pm, #192047
I'm a 7-11 victim. Mountain Dew slurpee and taquitos, make for a bad bellyache.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:00 pm, #192045
And those 411 victims... even worse!


LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.5/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am, #190356
good one. 5l's


LOOK AROUND OFTEN... -




Caution -


TAGS: round edged sign
Rating: 4.2/5

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RedVideo - May 7, 2013, 2:11 am, #245584
edges and corners are two different things
GaryO - May 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #245575
Yeah, ‘Jake’ from state farm (welcome to the craziness, BTW)5L, because those khakis are lookin' gooood!
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 9:25 pm, #245574
Jakefromstatefarm, you sound hideous. Wearing khakis I bet. 5Ls
Greeny - May 6, 2013, 9:15 pm, #245573
Actually, The Verticals Are Perpendicular To The Horizontals; Otherwise The Edges Are Parallel
GaryO - May 6, 2013, 8:23 pm, #245572
Corners…round corners


THE ONLY MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: high ground mountain top army soldier
Rating: 4.18/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:51 am, #176136
P.S.: I prefer to run to the low ground and hide under it.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:50 am, #176135
Anyone see the movie Hamburger Hill?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:45 pm, #176126
5L. Not as easy with a Cuban... but I digress...


YOUR FIRST MONTH ON MOTIFAKE - Ah, I remember it well


TAGS: although veggie hit the ground running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:48 pm, #157880
LMAO!
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 4:55 am, #156694
Outstandingly excellent sir! 5L FTW!!


UNDER CONSTRUCTION -


TAGS: putting the pole in the ground
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - June 2, 2010, 8:43 pm, #178898
Clever - you need a on-track mind though.


FEBRUARY 2ND CHALLENGE -


TAGS: febchallenge ground hogs spam bacon
Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:30 am, #158186
Can I have a slice please?!
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:10 pm, #155764
How the devil did this get through my filter?


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252540
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm, #252534
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


LOYALTY - all in good time my pretty




LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."


TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm, #150673
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm, #150671
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm, #150669
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm, #150668
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm, #150661
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


CHOICE - He chose to hike in the cold for adventure. Then again he chose that scarf too.




RESPECT THE ELDERLY - BUT STAY OBJECTIVE -


TAGS: what goes around comes around
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:42 pm, #176797
Not only did they rebuild it, they kept going... and added a wall! THAT is dedication!


AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!


TAGS: pants ground fool douche douchebag bag
Rating: 3.41/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:19 pm, #224741
even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'
Krissie - April 14, 2010, 11:30 pm, #171361
men that wear their clothes like that are idiots.
Jas - January 26, 2010, 6:23 pm, #154613
Fred Durst has certainly fallen on hard times.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?


TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm, #97723
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm, #91577
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.


GRENAAADE! - Careful! It has a 6 week fuse!


TAGS: grenade groundhog
Rating: 3.1/5

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Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:19 pm, #56589
You my friend, are currently on a roll...keep 'um coming


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